Series 20 Episode 1
It’s the start to a new season of Top Gear. The trio is back for their 20th
series. They begin with clip form the
upcoming series. These clips have
already been filmed, and the in studio segments have yet to be filmed. They begin with a segment dedicated to new
“hot hatchbacks”. Jeremy says the “hot hatch backs” from the 1980’s are more
exciting than those you can buy today.
But with the new cars being introduced they decide to see if any of
these new cars live up to the past generations.
Richard is driving four different “hot Hatch backs”. They are the Renault sport Clio 200, the
Peugeot 208 GTi, and the Ford Fiesta ST.
Richard discusses each car in depth and put all of them through their
paces on the track. He also put the three
cars against each other in a drag race.
At the end of the segment Richard says all of them are good but the Ford
is exquisite. After he is done James
explains the race between him and Jeremy.
The race is between a boat and a car up the coast of New Zealand. James will be on an Americas cup racing boat
called the AC45.
It’s the fastest
production sailing boat ever made reaching speeds of over 30 knots. The crew consists of all winners of the
Americas Cup, the most prestigious trophy in yate racing, and the captain is
Sir Ben Ainslie, he is a four time Olympic gold medalist. Jeremy will be in a Toyota Corolla rent a
car.
The race is not a race
between a car and a sailboat, it’s a race between oil and wind power. As the race begins Jeremy goes all out in the
rent a car, while James is off to a rocky start. The crew has to put up a different sail. Jeremy is treating the car like he has no
care for it at all he side swipes a guard rail, jumps the car, and has complete
disregard for its well being.
James
however is not having an easy time on the boat.
The waves are beating him up and the crew is ordering him around.
They take a break from the race to go back to
the studio. They are introducing a new
reasonably priced car. The new car is a
2013 Vauxhall Astra Tech Line; it includes a lifetime warranty. For the launch they invite various
celebrities to come and do laps at their test track. The celebrities include Charles Dance, Warwick
Davis, Rachel Riley, Joss Stone, David Haye, Jimmy Carr, Mike Rutherford, and
Brian Johnson. As each celebrity set
times in the car, Jeremy and Richard entertain other celebrities. After all the lap times have been set, the
race between James and Jeremy continue.
James is winning but miserable and Jeremy is attempting to catch
up. As James continues in agony, Jeremy
is on smooth paved roads charging along.
When Jeremy realizes he is far behind he decides to take the back
roads. This soon turns into a big mistake
when the road runs out and he has to off road and turn to a gravel road. While on the gravel road he has an accident,
and run into a wall while trying to avoid a tractor. At the next town Jeremy reports to the rent a
car center to trade in his damaged car for a new one. The new car is the same model but a different
color. When the road Jeremy is driving
on becomes curvy he resorts to driving on the beach, which in New Zealand is
considered a highway. As Jeremy gets
closer to the finish line he has to drive on gravel roads. When the road runs out he resorts again to
off-roading. When James is sight of the
finish line he is told the boat cannot get to shore, he is told he will have to
jump off the boat and swim to ashore.
James reaches the finish line first, his face is beat red, he is soaking
wet, and is soar from the beating of the waves.
Jeremy arrives but cannot make it in the car to the finish line and must
walk 100 yards to the finish line.
Jeremy says he was going to tell every one that they need to shut down
the oil and gas and switch to wind, but then he sees James. And says look at
what the wind will do to you; it beats you up and turn you red.
In the alternative ending to the show Jeremy would have
won the race. He would have made it to
the finish line on the beach as James was swimming ashore. James would have seen Jeremy driving down the
beach and said he had gone through all that for nothing. Jeremy would have then proclaimed that wind
power is stupid and all the windmills need to be removed from Britain. He would then put on his "smug" face.